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Post by PhILLy_HALLADAY_34 on Apr 7, 2010 15:24:08 GMT -5
Otis: For half a dozen guys unloading on you so you look like a melted candle today we will gladly pay you on Tuesday. I don't know who's gonna go for that one... Otis: I'm in. Except for no money, it's a no-brainer for me. First off, making a stag film *has* to be a good time. Number two, my hat's off to you. Good job. We can do this. Wha-what are we talking about here? Making a dirty movie - film, whatever, whatever. What does that require? Pointing a camera at a he and a she... he'in and a-she'in. V: It's so good to see you Otis: [responding to V rubbing him between the legs at the strip club] 'Bout time you got rid of shaken hands. V: [whilst still rubbing Otis between his legs] Do you mind? Otis: Do I mind if you rub my thingy? No. Saves me the trouble. I'm trying to think of the last time I was asked a question that stupid. That's just a few of my favorites from Otis. What about that whole scene where Otis talks to Moose and gets him angry by calling him gay? I'd have to watch that one over to put up the dialogue. Cause, those lines were FUNNY! The way Bill delivered those lines were awesome! Anyone else wanna add their favorites and/or comment? --- Alexis
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Post by Annette on Apr 7, 2010 16:40:36 GMT -5
@ Alexis - I'm gonna watch the moguls soon again and drop "my" Otis lines! I liked those that U dropped 4 sure! I come back 2 U on this 1!
Annette
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Post by PhILLy_HALLADAY_34 on Apr 7, 2010 21:39:26 GMT -5
Some more of my favorite Otis quotes ...
Otis- Moose, this is serious. We don't have time for your stuff. Okay? Just shut up. You're a homo. So don't with that crap, not now.
Moose- A homo? A homo? What are you, nuts? Me, a homo?
Andy- He's kidding, Moose.
Moose- Well, that's a laugh. You know, boy is that a laugh.
Barney- Yeah, it sure is. Good one, Otis.
Otis- Stop! Stop! We don't have time for this! We got to keep our eye on the ball and drive this home, God d**n it. You're a homo. Period. The end. There. Now we don't have to do that anymore.
Some Idiot- Otis, don't.
Moose- Look, that's okay. You're upset, Otis. I understand that. Look, I'll, uh, I'll call some-- some, uh, ladies I know, you know. Some other ones, you know, the ones that are not away or-- or sick.
Otis- Thanks. That would be great. Doesn't change the fact that you're a homo.
Moose- I am not gay!
Otis- Then you're a spy deep undercover. Only other possibility.
Moose- Look, I am straight!
Otis- I'm rich and bright. Moose, if you don't know you're gay, allow me to introduce you to yourself. Moose, this is you: a** master. Anything else about yourself you're oblivious to that I can help you with? Your hair is brown. You wear glasses.
Moose- Why would you think that? Do--Do you know how many woman I've had?
Otis- If I had money, all of it would be on none. Moose, Moose, Moose, look. Beer bottle. Red apple. Guzzler.
Moose- Andy, I'll do the scene with V.
Some Idiot- No!
Andy- Moose!
Moose- I insist. Look, we need an actor for tomorrow's scene. It's nothing I haven't done before. For the good of the film, I will save the day. I won't take no for an answer, Andy.
Then flash forward to after the scene in which Moose has trouble 'performing'. ---
Barney - This definitely isn't an action porno.
Andy - Let's just leave him alone in there for a few minutes.
Otis - That's probably what Liberace's dad said: "Leave him alone with a naked porno babe for a few minutes."
Moose - Guys. I have something I have to tell you. I'm gay.
Andy - Oh, we don't care at all, you know, Moose?
Barney - Yeah Moose, whatever you like.
Otis - I was the one who told you. The hell with gay. You're terribly forgetful.
Moose - But it makes me different from the rest of you. You know, you're all heterosexuals.
Andy - Yeah, but...horrible ones.
Otis - Yeah. We're not any good at it.
Some Idiot - I'm glad you're gay. If by some miracle I get a gal, you're the one guy I won't have to worry about stealing her.
Moose - Will we still watch games together?
Barney - Now we'll get to watch games together. You won't be saying cliche male s**t all the time.
Otis - It's gonna be great.
Moose - But now I'm the gay guy.
Barney - You were always the gay guy, Moose, just like l'm the good-looking guy, huh? Look, none of us are prizes. Gay doesn't even rank.
Some Idiot - Yeah, gay's a good day for us.
Moose - So I'm still part of the gang?
Andy - Part of the gang? Moose, you're our friend. We--We cherish you, buddy. Moose.
Moose - So---
Otis - Of course we're not very discriminating. Idiots, screw-ups, homos. We'll be friends with anybody.
I had to freeze frame this constantly with the caption on to get this on here. It was painstaking but I think you all will enjoy reading it, even if you've seen the scene already. I had to copy down the whole thing cause Otis's lines don't make much sense without the others.
--- Alexis
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Post by Annette on Apr 8, 2010 3:59:00 GMT -5
Otis: Who wants to get laid?
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Post by PhILLy_HALLADAY_34 on Apr 8, 2010 4:39:49 GMT -5
@ Annette - That was cute when Otis yelled that out the door.
--- Alexis
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Post by Annette on Apr 8, 2010 4:50:15 GMT -5
@ Alexis - Yeah, it was!
Annette
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Post by PhILLy_HALLADAY_34 on Apr 8, 2010 8:34:56 GMT -5
@ Annette - All that time I was waiting for Otis to volunteer to be with V in the scene.
--- Alexis
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Post by Annette on Apr 8, 2010 10:29:52 GMT -5
@ Alexis - So did I but he got his part before....
Annette
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Post by PhILLy_HALLADAY_34 on Apr 8, 2010 15:20:12 GMT -5
@ Annette - Yeah he did! Almost forgot that. Still ....
--- Alexis
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Post by Annette on Apr 8, 2010 15:22:12 GMT -5
@ Alexis - Yeah another scene like in "go" with a small mistake from the camera man and .... Annette
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Post by PhILLy_HALLADAY_34 on Apr 8, 2010 20:42:00 GMT -5
@ Annette - Yeah, that'd be more than what I'm dreaming of! Please, oh please!
----Alexis
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Post by Annette on Apr 9, 2010 2:01:00 GMT -5
@ Bill - U C Ur "devotees" would love U to do that? @ Alexis - That would be huh? Annette
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Post by PhILLy_HALLADAY_34 on Apr 9, 2010 8:42:04 GMT -5
@ Annette - You got that right!
--- Alexis
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Post by Annette on Apr 9, 2010 9:25:22 GMT -5
@ Alexis - Thnx!
Annette
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Post by PhILLy_HALLADAY_34 on Apr 10, 2010 3:17:14 GMT -5
@ Annette - You betcha!
--- Alexis
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